Steven’s new favorite Laker is number 12, Shannon Brown- arguably one of the most exciting players to watch on the squad. He is known for his gynourmous vertical leap and his ability to slam the ball with authority. Here is a photo-chopped representation of what Steven would look like if he had Shannon Brown’s Skills:
Steven has started a trend at Marshall Fundamental High School by “Shannon Brown-ing” his fellow peers. He starts the ritual by walking up behind the sometimes unsuspecting victim and stating- “Guess Who’s Checked into the Game…”, followed by his leapfrogging the fully erect individual while screaming “SSSSHHHHAAANNNOOONNNNN BBBRRROOOOWWWNNN!!!!!!!” with one hand in the air grasping an imaginary basketball.
Here is Steven demonstrating the ritual to the family on Thanksgiving:
And now, video proof has surfaced as Steven “Shannon Browns” 3 classmates at the SAME TIME!!!
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